The Mission

At the Red Cup a few weeks ago, a woman to whom I had been recently introduced asked me, "So... do you do anything?"

"No," I replied.

A couple of weeks after that, someone asked me, "What are you doing to make the world a better place?"

"I'm not actively fucking anything up," I replied. "I figure that puts me ahead of most of the Bush administration."

That's my mission, and I'm pretty content with it.