Sunday, November 11, 2007

Why are women always playing with my hair?

I raised this question this afternoon with a couple of female friends. There's nothing particularly special about my hair.

One friend told me it's because I'm 'cuddly.'

This was not the goal I set for myself, frankly. I've been trying to seethe with raw, barely contained animal menace.

Apparently it's not working.

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