Hemorrhoids

Had 'em since I was in my twenties. Maybe that's why I'm go grouchy.

Until recently, they've never been more than a nuisance. But now, when they're being feisty, I can't even sit in a chair.

I ordered a couple of those donut-shaped cushions today. They support your ass while letting your 'rhoids just sort of float free.

I will report back on my results, because I know you want to hear every precise detail.