Saturday, January 03, 2009

Have you ever noticed...

... how when a guy is infatuated by some other woman, women think it's cute and fun, but when a guy is infatuated by them, they think he's a stalker?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

because they usually stalk... i remember when i was the subject of your...infatuation... i would see you almost everywhere i went... john and i saw you pass vzd's 3 times one night while we were sitting inside... finally i called you...
that's stalking mike...!!

mcarp said...

I didn't know you were there until you called. I was just driving around looking for someone to hang out with or something to do.

Sorry, but that didn't have anything to do with you.

Besides, I think you'll agree that in the bubble, we all run into each other all the time. Just because I run into someone somewhere doesn't mean I'm stalking them. If that were true, I'd be stalking a half dozen people right now, and they would all be stalking me.

RJ said...

I had a stalker once, very scary!
I am not sure you fit into that catagory!

John X said...

I had a female coworker who swore:

1) she'd been stalked numerous times
2) there were a series of PENDING stalkers she had to keep her eye on, just in case their Manchurian Stalker switch got flipped...by whatever it was she thought she had that they wanted.

The irony of it was, she was completely unattractive. So go figure.

Anonymous said...

yeah...i know..it had nothing to do with me... but john and i certainly...got a laugh watching you drive by... and look inside... the thing is mike...you've already explained infatuation... isn't it all about you and not the subject...
the best lesson i've ever been taugnt... is never ever try to defend yourself...because the more you do...the more guilty you look.....love you mikeC....
hey....i tried to call you today....!!!

RJ said...

John X....beauty is in the eye of the beholder.....like a midget stalking you.

Anonymous said...

How come I'm the only woman on Earth who hasn't been stalked? I'm a little insulted by this, and feel very unloved and unwanted because of it.

Maybe I have been stalked and didn't know it.

If you don't know you're being stalked, is that still stalking?

I'm so confused.

I like your idea about infatuation, MCARP. You're brilliant.

I really miss you and the rest of the gang.

Mindovermary