I tried yoga with Mistress D as my instructor. She taught me that yoga is a Hindu word for "hurt the old fat white man." She wanted me to stand on one leg, put my head in my rectum and jump. when I cried and begged to be released, she asked for another payment for the lessons. I should have known that a riding quirt was not standard equipment for yoga instructors and that most of them did not wear leather outfits. Even the very first lesson was a warning: "down, dog!"
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good luck! Remember to keep the neck straight when you bend your leg around it!
Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen.
I tried yoga with Mistress D as my instructor. She taught me that yoga is a Hindu word for "hurt the old fat white man." She wanted me to stand on one leg, put my head in my rectum and jump. when I cried and begged to be released, she asked for another payment for the lessons. I should have known that a riding quirt was not standard equipment for yoga instructors and that most of them did not wear leather outfits. Even the very first lesson was a warning: "down, dog!"
These days, I just stretch out -- on my bed.
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All, I can say is that the mental image is awesome!
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