I'll tell you something else, while I'm thinking about it

I'm at the stage in my life where my major contribution to society should be sharing the wisdom I've accumulated from a lifetime of experience.

But like most other Americans, I spent most of my life acquiring crap and credit card debt instead of wisdom, so I've got nothing to share.

Turn off your TV, and throw it away if you can bring yourself to do it. That's all I've got.