I must be 性交 狂気 to do this

I've mentioned what a fan I am of Corel's Painter.

For some reason, they've released a new 9.5 version preview, but only in Japan.

Thanks to Babelfish and a look at some web page source code (HTML code must needs be written in English, no matter where you are) I was able to figure out how to download it, and I've got it running right now. I can't read the menus, of course, but I've been using Painter so long I can pretty much find my way around from memory.