Shoes addendum

I forgot to mention the Bjorn Borg Spectators! I will wear these shoes forever because they'll always be fashionably outré.

Of course, the truly egoless wouldn't care about shoes.

If you see some dude walking down the street in a 15-year-old old pair of Bjorn Borg Spectators, you can probably safely assume he's not a Taoist sage. Taoist sages wear Hush Puppies.