You keep saying that. Wouldn't it be wild if you did? One time, I worked with a guy from China. He loved learning American slang. He came to me one day and said, "Dzaster, what is this 'that amazing!'" I explained as best I could and all the sudden he got this great big huge smile on his face. He said, "OH! I get it! I see man, he get head cut off, he still live. Now, that amazing!" This is a boring story but if you explode I say "that amazing".
...but if you spontaneously combust, can I video it?
(Wait. How can you give permission for an event that, by definition, occurs SPONTANEOUSLY? Well, I guess you could give permission...the real question is, how is it I'd "know" to have my camera out, ready to catch the flames? Further, what's the correct exposure? If I expose for you in your pre-combusted state, then you suddenly flame up, it'd overexpose the shot.)
Ah, fuck it.
"TONIGHT: Man bursts into flames. See the overexposed footage. Also, Linda Cavanagh fires six tennis balls out of her fish-like mouth in rapid succession. Shocking yet oddly provocative film at 10. Now back to you, Kingfish."
At least you're not normal. As for explosive cerebral potential, I'll look for a website quiz for that next. Wasn't there a scene in Buckeroo Banzai where the alien spon-busted and the officer said, "Just happens sometimes."?
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You keep saying that. Wouldn't it be wild if you did? One time, I worked with a guy from China. He loved learning American slang. He came to me one day and said, "Dzaster, what is this 'that amazing!'" I explained as best I could and all the sudden he got this great big huge smile on his face. He said, "OH! I get it! I see man, he get head cut off, he still live. Now, that amazing!" This is a boring story but if you explode I say "that amazing".
I wish you no harm whatsoever...
...but if you spontaneously combust, can I video it?
(Wait. How can you give permission for an event that, by definition, occurs SPONTANEOUSLY? Well, I guess you could give permission...the real question is, how is it I'd "know" to have my camera out, ready to catch the flames? Further, what's the correct exposure? If I expose for you in your pre-combusted state, then you suddenly flame up, it'd overexpose the shot.)
Ah, fuck it.
"TONIGHT: Man bursts into flames. See the overexposed footage. Also, Linda Cavanagh fires six tennis balls out of her fish-like mouth in rapid succession. Shocking yet oddly provocative film at 10. Now back to you, Kingfish."
"HOLY MACKERAL DERE!"
At least you're not normal. As for explosive cerebral potential, I'll look for a website quiz for that next. Wasn't there a scene in Buckeroo Banzai where the alien spon-busted and the officer said, "Just happens sometimes."?
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