Oprah's not gay,
That's the big news here for you today!
She and Gail King
Just have this thing
It's nothing like all the tabloids say!
Oprah's not gay,
It's a rumor 'cause they seem joined at the hip!
They like to bond
'Cause they're very fond
Of each other but they never lock lips!
They talk on the phone four times a day
But they're not making out in any way!
And when we say, "O!"
"Yippee - i - oh - ay"
We're only saying, you're heterosexual, Oprah Winfrey,
Oprah Winfrey: not gay!
Or fey! Just straight! Okay?
Oprah Winnnnnfreyyyy: not gay!
2 comments:
I knew a guy who appeared on Oprah's show once. He told me this:
"When you're on Oprah's show, it's not about you or what you do. It's about Oprah."
Ever seen her magazine? She's on the cover of EVERY issue. EVERY issue. Some of the articles in there are non-Oprah-centric. But many articles do focus her.
If you think about it, she's the ultimate blogger. She has her own syndicated TV show, her own magazine, and therefore the eyes and ears of millions.
Millions who now know she ain't gay.
Oprah on the down-low! Indeed. The very thought of it is preposterous.
Thanks for setting it to music--one of my favorite tunes. I can just see Oprah flicking her skirt ala Agnes de Mille in front of a split rail fence.
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